After roasting @Hexic
Me: "I think I have completely cooked your ass to a perfect 450 degrees. I roasted your ass to the white meat." @Hexic: "At least my hair don't look like two crusty dusty buttcheeks."
me: "True, but your face does. I can fix my hair but you cant fix your face. Crunchy peanut butter head ass. You remind me of Dory's dad. They managed to give a fish a receding hairline just like yours."