This is a quote thread not share your life story threadGrim: A very large trout
Bismarck: I doubt you could pick up and swing a fairly large trout.
Grim: im a bauss
Grim: and I can lift a 150 pound man
Grim: pretty sure a trout would be cake
Bismarck: On the contrary, a boss is not the best one to toss a trout; so still I do doubt.
Grim: fine, tuna
Bismarck: Tuna could be, but I think what you should aspire for is a barracuda from bermuda.
Grim:Bismarck: Troutslap? I put my doubtcap on and stare at you.
Bismarck: Doubtcap, it is like a cold snap or a spinal tap
Bismarck: I like that game
Bismarck: but I prefer Mounter-Trike: Horse
Grim: IM GOING TO
Grim: KICK YOU
Bismarck: It's a good game!
Grim: AWFOG KGKMHKNDJZIMKFD
Bismarck: A good game I do claim, why would you kick me in vain?
Grim: im 900% done w/ you rite meow
Bismarck: Okay then, ciao ciao
Grim: THATS A DOG
Grim: NO CAT HUMOUR?
Bismarck: A dog is to a road hog as a cat is to a brown rat.
Grim: not even
Bismarck: is that humorous?
Grim: r u high
Bismarck: High, a loftly level of position or degree?
Bismarck: No, at this moment I am not 'high'.
Grim: stoned, baked, blazed, stoney, ripped
Bismarck: At least not from my mind's eye.
Bismarck: What are you trying to imply?
Grim: ARE YOU SMOKING MARIJUANA GOOD SIR OR MADAME
Bismarck: I'm just trying to get-by.
Bismarck: No, of course not. I would keel over and die!
Grim: STOP RHYMING
Grim: FUCKS SAKE
Grim: I JUST NOTICED
Bismarck: Almost like a mediterranean fruit fly
Grim: I SWEAR BATBOY
Grim: I WILL RAPE THAT GIRL IN THAT PICTURE
Grim: AND SAY IT WAS YOU
Bismarck: On a different note
Grim: SHE WILL NEVER MARRY YOU
Bismarck: What did you have for thanksgiving dinner? I had some delicious pumpkin pie!
Grim: literally nothing but pumpkin pie, myself.
Grim: whipped cream aplenty
Bismarck: oh, and what do you normally eat on the fourth of july?
Bismarck: I have bread and water unless there is a shortage on water supply
Grim: and die
Grim: and high
Grim: and supply
Grim: im so
Bismarck: Then I just have bread
Grim: HAVE SWIFTIES CHAIR
Grim: IM DONE
Grim: -literally walks away from the pc-
Bismarck: Are you going to 'turn a blind eye' so to speak?
Grim: IM LAUGHING BECAUSE IM SO MAD
Grim: RAGEINDUCINGLY MAD
Grim: I IMPLORE YOU
Bismarck: Calm down Mr. Asinine Thighs =P
Bismarck: By-and-by this will have to stop, but I will milk it 'til it's bone dry; opposite of a mop
Grim: im done
Bismarck: I do have to comply, I decry
Bismarck: so I will stop rhyming at this great timing
Grim: DECRY ISNT A WORD
Grim: I would punch you irl
Bismarck: if you did then I would probably cry and apply a pirates tie to my black eye
Grim: I FUCKING
Grim: KNEW IT
Grim: IM DONE
Grim: IM FUCKINg
Grim: FUCK YOUR HEART
Grim: I WILL TEAR IT APART
Grim: AND THEN ON THE REMAINS I WILL FART
Bismarck: Done as in Cooked, Finished, Through ?
Grim: AND SHOOT IT WITH A DART
Grim: ROLL THEM OVER WITH A CART
Bismarck: Finished or arrived at completion?