Koala: And remember, it's only gay if the balls touch. You can still touch tips and be hetero as long as your saggin' roundies don't connect. Hell, swordfight with your cocks, it's a free country.
Me: I'm writing this down.
Late nights in red:
(Backrgound information : we just got done talking about vaginas and there shapes and sizes)
Brad: so what's the next topic tonight
Me: (with no pause to let him finish speaking) sharknadow
Brad: okay what about it
Me:imagine the sharks flying sideways
Tristan: no... Pls
Me: oh yeah flying vaginas with teeth it's every mans nightmare...
(And to this day they will never watch that movie)
Grim: A very large trout
Bismarck: I doubt you could pick up and swing a fairly large trout.
Grim: im a bauss
Grim: and I can lift a 150 pound man
Grim: pretty sure a trout would be cake
Bismarck: On the contrary, a boss is not the best one to toss a trout; so still I do doubt.
Grim: fine, tuna
Bismarck: Tuna could be, but I think what you should aspire for is a barracuda from bermuda.
Bismarck: Troutslap? I put my doubtcap on and stare at you.
Bismarck: Doubtcap, it is like a cold snap or a spinal tap
Bismarck: I like that game
Bismarck: but I prefer Mounter-Trike: Horse
Grim: IM GOING TO
Grim: KICK YOU
Bismarck: It's a good game!
Grim: AWFOG KGKMHKNDJZIMKFD
Bismarck: A good game I do claim, why would you kick me in vain?
Grim: im 900% done w/ you rite meow
Bismarck: Okay then, ciao ciao
Grim: THATS A DOG
Grim: NO CAT HUMOUR?
Bismarck: A dog is to a road hog as a cat is to a brown rat.
Grim: not even
Bismarck: is that humorous?
Grim: r u high
Bismarck: High, a loftly level of position or degree?
Bismarck: No, at this moment I am not 'high'.
Grim: stoned, baked, blazed, stoney, ripped
Bismarck: At least not from my mind's eye.
Bismarck: What are you trying to imply?
Grim: ARE YOU SMOKING MARIJUANA GOOD SIR OR MADAME
Bismarck: I'm just trying to get-by.
Bismarck: No, of course not. I would keel over and die!
Grim: STOP RHYMING
Grim: FUCKS SAKE
Grim: I JUST NOTICED
Bismarck: Almost like a mediterranean fruit fly
Grim: I SWEAR BATBOY
Grim: I WILL RAPE THAT GIRL IN THAT PICTURE
Grim: AND SAY IT WAS YOU
Bismarck: On a different note
Grim: SHE WILL NEVER MARRY YOU
Bismarck: What did you have for thanksgiving dinner? I had some delicious pumpkin pie!
Grim: literally nothing but pumpkin pie, myself.
Grim: whipped cream aplenty
Bismarck: oh, and what do you normally eat on the fourth of july?
Bismarck: I have bread and water unless there is a shortage on water supply
Grim: and die
Grim: and high
Grim: and supply
Grim: im so
Bismarck: Then I just have bread
Grim: HAVE SWIFTIES CHAIR
Grim: IM DONE
Grim: -literally walks away from the pc-
Bismarck: Are you going to 'turn a blind eye' so to speak?
Grim: IM LAUGHING BECAUSE IM SO MAD
Grim: RAGEINDUCINGLY MAD
Grim: I IMPLORE YOU
Bismarck: Calm down Mr. Asinine Thighs =P
Bismarck: By-and-by this will have to stop, but I will milk it 'til it's bone dry; opposite of a mop
Grim: im done
Bismarck: I do have to comply, I decry
Bismarck: so I will stop rhyming at this great timing
Grim: DECRY ISNT A WORD
Grim: I would punch you irl
Bismarck: if you did then I would probably cry and apply a pirates tie to my black eye
Grim: I FUCKING
Grim: KNEW IT
Grim: IM DONE
Grim: IM FUCKINg
Grim: FUCK YOUR HEART
Grim: I WILL TEAR IT APART
Grim: AND THEN ON THE REMAINS I WILL FART
Bismarck: Done as in Cooked, Finished, Through ?
Grim: AND SHOOT IT WITH A DART
Grim: ROLL THEM OVER WITH A CART
Bismarck: Finished or arrived at completion?