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Kik Convo:

Koala: And remember, it's only gay if the balls touch. You can still touch tips and be hetero as long as your saggin' roundies don't connect. Hell, swordfight with your cocks, it's a free country.

Me:
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#14
Late nights in red:
(Backrgound information : we just got done talking about vaginas and there shapes and sizes)
Brad: so what's the next topic tonight
Me: sharknadow
Brad:what?
Me: (with no pause to let him finish speaking) sharknadow
Brad: okay what about it
Me:imagine the sharks flying sideways
Tristan: no... Pls
Brad:wait what?
Me: oh yeah flying vaginas with teeth it's every mans nightmare...
(And to this day they will never watch that movie)
 
#16
"I wish instead of guys asking for tits on snapchat, it would be the other way around with girls asking guys for dick pics, I would be making a fortune!" - Murphy #FOXIEZ4LYFE 2014
 
#18
Grim: A very large trout
Bismarck: mm
Bismarck: I doubt you could pick up and swing a fairly large trout.
Grim: bitch
Grim: im a bauss
Grim: and I can lift a 150 pound man
Grim: pretty sure a trout would be cake
Bismarck: On the contrary, a boss is not the best one to toss a trout; so still I do doubt.
Grim: fine, tuna
Bismarck: Tuna could be, but I think what you should aspire for is a barracuda from bermuda.
Grim:
Bismarck: Troutslap? I put my doubtcap on and stare at you.
Grim: wat
Bismarck: Doubtcap, it is like a cold snap or a spinal tap
Bismarck: no?
Grim: ...no
Grim: m8888888
Bismarck: Oh
Bismarck: I like that game
Bismarck: but I prefer Mounter-Trike: Horse
Grim: IM GOING TO
Grim: FUCKINg
Grim: KICK YOU
Grim: DX
Bismarck: What!
Bismarck: It's a good game!
Grim: AWFOG KGKMHKNDJZIMKFD
Bismarck: A good game I do claim, why would you kick me in vain?
Grim: ...
Grim: im 900% done w/ you rite meow
Bismarck: Okay then, ciao ciao
Grim: THATS A DOG
Grim: FFFFFFFFFFFF
Grim: NO CAT HUMOUR?
Bismarck: A dog is to a road hog as a cat is to a brown rat.
Grim: not even
Grim: wtf
Grim: m8
Bismarck: is that humorous?
Grim: r u high
Bismarck: High, a loftly level of position or degree?
Bismarck: No, at this moment I am not 'high'.
Grim: stoned, baked, blazed, stoney, ripped
Bismarck: At least not from my mind's eye.
Bismarck: What are you trying to imply?
Grim: ARE YOU SMOKING MARIJUANA GOOD SIR OR MADAME
Bismarck: I'm just trying to get-by.
Bismarck: No, of course not. I would keel over and die!
Grim: STOP RHYMING
Grim: FUCKS SAKE
Grim: I JUST NOTICED
Bismarck: Almost like a mediterranean fruit fly
Grim: I SWEAR BATBOY
Grim: I WILL RAPE THAT GIRL IN THAT PICTURE
Grim: AND SAY IT WAS YOU
Bismarck: On a different note
Grim: SHE WILL NEVER MARRY YOU
Bismarck: What did you have for thanksgiving dinner? I had some delicious pumpkin pie!
Grim: literally nothing but pumpkin pie, myself.
Grim: whipped cream aplenty
Bismarck: oh, and what do you normally eat on the fourth of july?
Grim: stop
Grim: fucking
Grim: rhyming
Grim: shit
Grim: with
Grim: pie
Bismarck: I have bread and water unless there is a shortage on water supply
Grim: and die
Grim: and high
Grim: and supply
Grim: im so
Grim: fucking
Grim: pist
Bismarck: Then I just have bread
Grim: HAVE SWIFTIES CHAIR
Grim: IM DONE
Grim: -literally walks away from the pc-
Bismarck: Are you going to 'turn a blind eye' so to speak?
Grim: IM LAUGHING BECAUSE IM SO MAD
Grim: SO
Grim: FUCKING
Grim: RAGEINDUCINGLY MAD
Grim: STOP
Grim: I IMPLORE YOU
Bismarck: Calm down Mr. Asinine Thighs =P
Grim: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bismarck: =D
Bismarck: By-and-by this will have to stop, but I will milk it 'til it's bone dry; opposite of a mop
Grim: legit
Grim: im done
Grim: stop
Grim: omfg
Bismarck: I do have to comply, I decry
Bismarck: so I will stop rhyming at this great timing
Grim: FRVTISHHISG
Grim: DECRY ISNT A WORD
Bismarck: aye
Grim: I would punch you irl
Grim: legit
Grim: omfg
Grim: xD
Bismarck: if you did then I would probably cry and apply a pirates tie to my black eye
Grim: I FUCKING
Grim: KNEW IT
Grim: IM DONE
Grim: IM FUCKINg
Bismarck: <3
Grim: DONE
Grim: NO
Grim: NO
Grim: FUCK YOUR HEART
Grim: I WILL TEAR IT APART
Grim: AND THEN ON THE REMAINS I WILL FART
Bismarck: Done as in Cooked, Finished, Through ?
Grim: AND SHOOT IT WITH A DART
Grim: ROLL THEM OVER WITH A CART
Bismarck: Finished or arrived at completion?
Grim: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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#19
Me: It's the logic coming from the land of the free, home of the brave. If you don't understand obviously your a communist bastard. Now JJ can you pass me a beer and a burger?
JJ: Passes you both*
 
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